Facelosopher
Someone who thinks they're wise just because they post long sentences on Facebook that make no sense and then laugh at people who don't get it.
Life is a journey, and I'm the tour guide who forgot the map and is now lecturing you about it.
Don't let life pass you by, or else you'll be the one who's stuck in the middle of a subway ride with no snacks.
If you don't like my quotes, you're just not a very good person.