facehooked

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Getting so sucked into Facebook that you can't function without it. You're like a junkie, but instead of drugs, it's status updates and friend requests.

'I just got up, checked my phone, and my feed had 17 new posts. I'm not even awake yet.'

'I asked my mom if she wanted to go to the store, and she said, 'Can I just check my news feed first?''

'My lunch break is 15 minutes, and I spent 12 of them on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're so obsessed with Facebook that you think your life is a series of likes, comments, and selfies. You're a human version of a highlight reel.

'I posted a picture of my cat and got 3 likes. That's more than I got from my ex.'

'I didn't even know my uncle was in the hospital until my cousin commented on my post about my chicken nuggets.'

'I sent a message to someone I haven't talked to in a year just to ask if they wanted to be friends again.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Giving something stupid just to get a like. It's like trading a kidney for a thumbs-up.

'I'll give you $5 if you like this post.'

'I did a dance in my living room for 10 minutes just to get 5 likes.'

'I sent a message to my crush asking if they wanted to be friends, and they said, 'I'll like your post if you promise to stop talking to me.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook is like a trap, and Facehook is the name of the trap. You can't escape it, and you don't want to.

'I tried to delete my account, but it took me 10 minutes and 34 notifications to finally do it.'

'I had 200 friends, and now I have 400. I didn't even ask for them.'

'My friend list is longer than my to-do list, and I still can't get out of bed on Monday.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're so busy adding strangers that you don't even know who your real friends are. You're just like a popularity contest loser who needs more likes.

'I added my grocery store clerk just to make my friend count go up.'

'I got 10 friend requests from people I've never met, and I accepted them all.'

'My friend list is full of people who don't even know who I am.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post vague stuff just to get people to comment. You're like a sad person who thinks comments are love.

'I posted, 'Feeling down today.' and got 12 comments. I feel even worse now.'

'My status was, 'Not sure what I want,' and my friend said, 'That's what I said 3 years ago.'

'I posted, 'Life is weird,' and my mom replied, 'That's why I'm on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're a self-centered fool who posts selfies like they're going out of style. You think your face is the only thing worth seeing.

'I took 15 pictures of my face, and I only posted the one where I smiled at the ceiling.'

'My crush asked me out, and I said, 'I'll think about it, but only if you like my post.'

'I posted a selfie, and my friend said, 'You look like a ghost.' I said, 'That's what I wanted.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago