facehooked
Getting so sucked into Facebook that you can't function without it. You're like a junkie, but instead of drugs, it's status updates and friend requests.
'I just got up, checked my phone, and my feed had 17 new posts. I'm not even awake yet.'
'I asked my mom if she wanted to go to the store, and she said, 'Can I just check my news feed first?''
'My lunch break is 15 minutes, and I spent 12 of them on Facebook.'