facehooked - You're a self-centered fool who posts selfies like they're g

You're a self-centered fool who posts selfies like they're going out of style. You think your face is the only thing worth seeing.

'I took 15 pictures of my face, and I only posted the one where I smiled at the ceiling.'

'My crush asked me out, and I said, 'I'll think about it, but only if you like my post.'

'I posted a selfie, and my friend said, 'You look like a ghost.' I said, 'That's what I wanted.'