facehooked
Facebook is like a trap, and Facehook is the name of the trap. You can't escape it, and you don't want to.
'I tried to delete my account, but it took me 10 minutes and 34 notifications to finally do it.'
'I had 200 friends, and now I have 400. I didn't even ask for them.'
'My friend list is longer than my to-do list, and I still can't get out of bed on Monday.'