facehooked
You're so obsessed with Facebook that you think your life is a series of likes, comments, and selfies. You're a human version of a highlight reel.
'I posted a picture of my cat and got 3 likes. That's more than I got from my ex.'
'I didn't even know my uncle was in the hospital until my cousin commented on my post about my chicken nuggets.'
'I sent a message to someone I haven't talked to in a year just to ask if they wanted to be friends again.'