faceconcrete

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Faceconcrete is when you drop like a sack of bricks on your face because someone said something so dumb it made your brain shut off completely.

My cousin said he’d rather eat dirt than do homework. I faceconcreted so hard I knocked my lunch out of my hands.

When my teacher said ‘math is easy’ after giving us a test full of algebra, I faceconcreted right in front of the class.

My dog barked at a cloud. I faceconcreted so bad I got a nosebleed.

Faceconcrete is when you slam your face into the floor so hard you’re basically saying ‘you’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met’ with your body.

My friend asked if pizza was a type of fruit. I faceconcreted so fast I left a dent in the floor.

When my mom said she’d rather take a bullet than wash the dishes, I faceconcreted and almost broke my nose.

My brother said the moon was made of cheese. I faceconcreted so loud the neighbors heard it.

Faceconcrete is when you hit your face so hard you’re basically telling someone they’re the dumbest person to ever breathe.

When my friend said he could run a marathon in his pajamas, I faceconcreted and got a paper cut on my forehead.

My teacher said ‘I don’t need sleep’ and I faceconcreted so hard I got a nosebleed.

My dog barked at a cloud again, and I faceconcreted so much I woke up the next day.

Faceconcrete is when you fall face first so hard you're like ‘why am I even alive’ after hearing someone say something stupid.

My brother said he could beat a dragon with a spoon. I faceconcreted and got a paper cut.

When my friend said he preferred math over English, I faceconcreted and knocked my water out of my hand.

My teacher said ‘I can read minds’ and I faceconcreted so hard I got a nosebleed.

Faceconcrete is when you hit the floor so hard with your face that it's like you're trying to kill the dumb person who just said something.

My dog barked at a cloud again, and I faceconcreted so much I woke up the next day.

When my teacher said math was ‘easy’ after a hard test, I faceconcreted and got a paper cut.

My friend said he’d rather die than do homework. I faceconcreted and almost broke my nose.