faceconcrete
Faceconcrete is when you hit the floor so hard with your face that it's like you're trying to kill the dumb person who just said something.
My dog barked at a cloud again, and I faceconcreted so much I woke up the next day.
When my teacher said math was ‘easy’ after a hard test, I faceconcreted and got a paper cut.
My friend said he’d rather die than do homework. I faceconcreted and almost broke my nose.