faceconcrete
Faceconcrete is when you hit your face so hard you’re basically telling someone they’re the dumbest person to ever breathe.
When my friend said he could run a marathon in his pajamas, I faceconcreted and got a paper cut on my forehead.
My teacher said ‘I don’t need sleep’ and I faceconcreted so hard I got a nosebleed.
My dog barked at a cloud again, and I faceconcreted so much I woke up the next day.