faceconcrete
Faceconcrete is when you drop like a sack of bricks on your face because someone said something so dumb it made your brain shut off completely.
My cousin said he’d rather eat dirt than do homework. I faceconcreted so hard I knocked my lunch out of my hands.
When my teacher said ‘math is easy’ after giving us a test full of algebra, I faceconcreted right in front of the class.
My dog barked at a cloud. I faceconcreted so bad I got a nosebleed.