faceconcrete
Faceconcrete is when you fall face first so hard you're like ‘why am I even alive’ after hearing someone say something stupid.
My brother said he could beat a dragon with a spoon. I faceconcreted and got a paper cut.
When my friend said he preferred math over English, I faceconcreted and knocked my water out of my hand.
My teacher said ‘I can read minds’ and I faceconcreted so hard I got a nosebleed.