facebook the shit out of her

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#obsessed#stalker mode#tiny facts

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You stare at a girl like she’s the last piece of pizza and then you go full psycho trying to find her on Facebook using tiny facts like her name or where you saw her.
I saw her in the cafeteria and now I’m stalking her on Facebook like she owes me money.
He knew her first name and now he’s messaging her like they’re best friends.
She wore a green shirt and now I’m looking for her on Facebook like it’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You see a girl once and then you act like you need to find her on Facebook because you think you’re special and it’s the only way to get her attention.
She smiled at me once and now I’m messaging her on Facebook like we’re in a movie.
He saw her in the hallway and now he’s on Facebook like he’s her personal detective.
She said hi and now I’m friending her on Facebook like it’s a royal wedding.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You look at a girl and then you go full crazy on Facebook trying to find her because you think you’re the only one who cares and you’re too proud to just ask.
I saw her in class and now I’m friending her on Facebook like I’m her new best friend.
He saw her at the store and now he’s messaging her on Facebook like he’s her personal coach.
She said ‘hi’ and now I’m looking for her on Facebook like I’m her long lost brother.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You see a girl and then you go on a wild Facebook search just because you think you’re the only one who can find her and you’re too dumb to just talk to her.
I saw her at the mall and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like I’m a detective.
He saw her in the gym and now he’s friending her on Facebook like he’s her personal trainer.
She said ‘hello’ and now I’m looking for her on Facebook like I’ve been missing her for years.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You see a girl once and then you act like you need to find her on Facebook because you think you’re cool and you’re too lazy to just say hi.
I saw her in the cafeteria and now I’m friending her on Facebook like I’ve known her my whole life.
He saw her on the bus and now he’s messaging her on Facebook like he’s her personal best friend.
She said ‘hey’ and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like it’s a mission.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You see a girl and then you go full psycho on Facebook trying to find her because you think you’re the only one who matters and you’re too proud to just say hi.
I saw her in class and now I’m friending her on Facebook like I’m her new favorite person.
He saw her in the store and now he’s messaging her on Facebook like she’s his long lost love.
She said ‘hi’ and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like I’m her new best friend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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