facebook the shit out of her
You see a girl once and then you act like you need to find her on Facebook because you think you’re cool and you’re too lazy to just say hi.
I saw her in the cafeteria and now I’m friending her on Facebook like I’ve known her my whole life.
He saw her on the bus and now he’s messaging her on Facebook like he’s her personal best friend.
She said ‘hey’ and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like it’s a mission.