facebook the shit out of her
You see a girl once and then you act like you need to find her on Facebook because you think you’re special and it’s the only way to get her attention.
She smiled at me once and now I’m messaging her on Facebook like we’re in a movie.
He saw her in the hallway and now he’s on Facebook like he’s her personal detective.
She said hi and now I’m friending her on Facebook like it’s a royal wedding.