facebook the shit out of her
You see a girl and then you go on a wild Facebook search just because you think you’re the only one who can find her and you’re too dumb to just talk to her.
I saw her at the mall and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like I’m a detective.
He saw her in the gym and now he’s friending her on Facebook like he’s her personal trainer.
She said ‘hello’ and now I’m looking for her on Facebook like I’ve been missing her for years.