facebook the shit out of her
You see a girl and then you go full psycho on Facebook trying to find her because you think you’re the only one who matters and you’re too proud to just say hi.
I saw her in class and now I’m friending her on Facebook like I’m her new favorite person.
He saw her in the store and now he’s messaging her on Facebook like she’s his long lost love.
She said ‘hi’ and now I’m searching for her on Facebook like I’m her new best friend.