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Hanging out on Facebook just to add strangers because you think you’re some kind of friend-collecting king, even though you don’t know them from Adam.

I added 20 people today just to get my friend count up. Who cares if they’re fake?

I’m not friends with my cousin because I’m too busy adding random guys who like pizza.

I added my math teacher just so I could say I knew someone smart.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re on Facebook like it’s a game show and every person you add is a prize, even if they’re just some guy who posted a cat video.

I added 10 people today. None of them are my friends. None of them even like me.

I added my neighbor just because he smiled at me. Now he’s my friend.

I added my ex just to mess with him. He’s still my friend. I win.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You spend so much time on Facebook adding people that you forget to eat, sleep, or even brush your teeth.

I added 15 people today. I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and my friend count is high.

I added my mom just to get her to stop nagging me. It didn’t work.

I added my dog. He’s my friend now. He doesn’t care.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so obsessed with adding people on Facebook that you think every person you add is going to be your best friend forever, even if they’re a total stranger.

I added my mailman. Now he’s my best friend. He still brings me mail.

I added my barista. Now I get free coffee. She’s my best friend.

I added my boss. He’s my best friend. He still fires me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re on Facebook like it’s your job and adding people is your main goal, even though you don’t know them and never will.

I added 30 people today. My job is done. My friend count is high.

I added my neighbor’s dog. Now I’m friends with a dog. That’s not normal.

I added my pet goldfish. He’s my friend. He doesn’t care.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so busy on Facebook adding people that you don’t even notice your friend list is full of strangers who don’t even know who you are.

I added 50 people today. My friend list is full. I don’t know any of them.

I added my math teacher’s dog. Now he’s my friend. He doesn’t know me.

I added my cousin’s pet turtle. Now I’m friends with a turtle. That’s weird.

by Slangipedia 13d ago