Facebook Pokemoning - You spend so much time on Facebook adding people that you fo

You spend so much time on Facebook adding people that you forget to eat, sleep, or even brush your teeth.

I added 15 people today. I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and my friend count is high.

I added my mom just to get her to stop nagging me. It didn’t work.

I added my dog. He’s my friend now. He doesn’t care.