Facebook Pokemoning - You’re on Facebook like it’s a game show and every person yo

You’re on Facebook like it’s a game show and every person you add is a prize, even if they’re just some guy who posted a cat video.

I added 10 people today. None of them are my friends. None of them even like me.

I added my neighbor just because he smiled at me. Now he’s my friend.

I added my ex just to mess with him. He’s still my friend. I win.