Facebook Pokemoning - You’re on Facebook like it’s your job and adding people is y

You’re on Facebook like it’s your job and adding people is your main goal, even though you don’t know them and never will.

I added 30 people today. My job is done. My friend count is high.

I added my neighbor’s dog. Now I’m friends with a dog. That’s not normal.

I added my pet goldfish. He’s my friend. He doesn’t care.