Facebook Pokemoning - You’re so busy on Facebook adding people that you don’t even

You’re so busy on Facebook adding people that you don’t even notice your friend list is full of strangers who don’t even know who you are.

I added 50 people today. My friend list is full. I don’t know any of them.

I added my math teacher’s dog. Now he’s my friend. He doesn’t know me.

I added my cousin’s pet turtle. Now I’m friends with a turtle. That’s weird.