Facebook Patriot

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A Facebook Patriot is a keyboard warrior who talks about freedom and patriots like they're their best friends, but they've never even been in a real fight. They think they're a tough guy just because they know the first amendment, but they can't tell you what the 13th amendment does.
RT @FBPatriot123: I’d fight for freedom with a spoon if I had to!
Just posted a 200-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my bedroom.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I’m not even wearing pants.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook Patriot is a guy who screams about cops and soldiers on Facebook, but they’ve never been in a real war. They think they’re tough because they know the 4th amendment, but they can’t explain the 14th.
Just posted a video of me yelling at my cat about the Constitution. It’s a masterpiece.
I’m at a gun rally wearing a shirt that says ‘Freedom or Death!’ and I don’t know what ‘death’ means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ My hands are still in my pajamas.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook Patriot is someone who talks about freedom and patriots like they’re cool, but they’ve never even been in a real argument. They think they’re a hero because they know the first amendment, but they can’t tell you what the 13th amendment does.
Just posted a 300-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my house.
I showed up to a gun rally in pajamas and screamed about the Constitution. No one knows what that means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ I still have my pajamas on.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook Patriot is a person who yells about freedom and the Constitution like they're superstars, but they've never done anything real. They think they’re a tough guy because they know the first amendment, but they can't explain the 13th.
RT @FBPatriot999: I'm gonna fight for freedom with a spoon if I have to! (Also, I'm still in my pajamas.)
Just posted a rant about how I'm the most patriotic person alive. I don't know what 'patriotic' means.
DMs: ‘I'm gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I don’t even know what kneeling is.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook Patriot is someone who talks about freedom and patriots like they're their best friends, but they’ve never been in a real war. They think they’re a hero because they know the first amendment, but they can’t tell you what the 13th amendment does.
Just posted a 150-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my room.
I showed up to a gun rally in pajamas and screamed about the Constitution. No one understands it.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ My hands are still in my pajamas.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook Patriot is someone who yells about freedom and the Constitution like they're superstars, but they've never done anything real. They think they're tough because they know the first amendment, but they can't explain the 13th.
RT @FBPatriot456: I would fight for freedom with a cat if I had to! (Also, I’m still in pajamas.)
Just posted a rant about how I'm the most patriotic person alive. I don't know what 'patriotic' means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I still have my pajamas on.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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