Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is a person who yells about freedom and the Constitution like they're superstars, but they've never done anything real. They think they’re a tough guy because they know the first amendment, but they can't explain the 13th.
RT @FBPatriot999: I'm gonna fight for freedom with a spoon if I have to! (Also, I'm still in my pajamas.)
Just posted a rant about how I'm the most patriotic person alive. I don't know what 'patriotic' means.
DMs: ‘I'm gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I don’t even know what kneeling is.