Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is a keyboard warrior who talks about freedom and patriots like they're their best friends, but they've never even been in a real fight. They think they're a tough guy just because they know the first amendment, but they can't tell you what the 13th amendment does.
RT @FBPatriot123: I’d fight for freedom with a spoon if I had to!
Just posted a 200-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my bedroom.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I’m not even wearing pants.