Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is someone who yells about freedom and the Constitution like they're superstars, but they've never done anything real. They think they're tough because they know the first amendment, but they can't explain the 13th.
RT @FBPatriot456: I would fight for freedom with a cat if I had to! (Also, I’m still in pajamas.)
Just posted a rant about how I'm the most patriotic person alive. I don't know what 'patriotic' means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna quote the Constitution at you until you kneel!’ I still have my pajamas on.