Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is a guy who screams about cops and soldiers on Facebook, but they’ve never been in a real war. They think they’re tough because they know the 4th amendment, but they can’t explain the 14th.
Just posted a video of me yelling at my cat about the Constitution. It’s a masterpiece.
I’m at a gun rally wearing a shirt that says ‘Freedom or Death!’ and I don’t know what ‘death’ means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ My hands are still in my pajamas.