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A person or bunch of people who act like they're best friends with someone on Facebook, even though they've never met in real life. They comment on everything, even when they don't know what it means, just so they feel special.
"I love your new haircut! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
"You’re the best! (I just clicked like.)", said to a status about a broken toaster.
"I feel your pain! (I don’t know what you’re talking about.)", replied to a post about a failed relationship with a sock."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re the ones who think they know you because they like your posts, even if you’ve never talked to them outside of a comment section. They’re like your Facebook version of a backstabber.
"I’m so proud of you! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about failing a math test.
"You’re my hero! (I’m just here for the likes.)", posted after a person cried about their ex.
"I understand your struggle! (I don’t.)", replied to a post about a bad day at work."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They comment on everything you post, even if they don’t know what it means. They live in a fantasy world where you’re best friends and they get a kick out of being your imaginary friend.
"This is the best thing ever! (I have no idea what this is.)", posted on a photo of a pizza with extra cheese.
"I’m with you all the way! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a boring meeting.
"You’re the best! (I’m just here for the likes.)", replied to a post about a bad day at the gym."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These people comment on everything you post, even if they’re not in the conversation. They’re like the annoying little brother who always has to comment on your life, even when they don’t know what’s going on.
"That’s cool! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
"I’m with you! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a failed relationship with a sock.
"You’re my hero! (I’m just here for the likes.)", replied to a post about a boring day at school."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They comment on everything you post, even if they don’t know you. They think they’re close because they’ve commented on your life, but in reality, they just like your posts and that’s it.
"You’re my hero! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a bad day at work.
"I’m proud of you! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a pizza with extra cheese.
"I understand your pain! (I don’t.)", replied to a post about a failed relationship with a sock."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These people comment on everything you post, even if they’re not involved. They like your posts just to feel important, even if they don’t know what your post is about.
"You’re the best! (I’m just here for the likes.)", said to a post about a failed relationship with a sock.
"That’s cool! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
"I’m with you all the way! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a boring day at school."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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