Facebook Groupies (FBG)
They comment on everything you post, even if they don’t know you. They think they’re close because they’ve commented on your life, but in reality, they just like your posts and that’s it.
"You’re my hero! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a bad day at work.
"I’m proud of you! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a pizza with extra cheese.
"I understand your pain! (I don’t.)", replied to a post about a failed relationship with a sock."