Facebook Groupies (FBG)
They’re the ones who think they know you because they like your posts, even if you’ve never talked to them outside of a comment section. They’re like your Facebook version of a backstabber.
"I’m so proud of you! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about failing a math test.
"You’re my hero! (I’m just here for the likes.)", posted after a person cried about their ex.
"I understand your struggle! (I don’t.)", replied to a post about a bad day at work."