Facebook Groupies (FBG)
These people comment on everything you post, even if they’re not involved. They like your posts just to feel important, even if they don’t know what your post is about.
"You’re the best! (I’m just here for the likes.)", said to a post about a failed relationship with a sock.
"That’s cool! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
"I’m with you all the way! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a boring day at school."