Facebook Groupies (FBG)
These people comment on everything you post, even if they’re not in the conversation. They’re like the annoying little brother who always has to comment on your life, even when they don’t know what’s going on.
"That’s cool! (I have no idea what that is.)", posted on a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
"I’m with you! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a failed relationship with a sock.
"You’re my hero! (I’m just here for the likes.)", replied to a post about a boring day at school."