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A dad who’s a total waste of space in real life, but acts like a saint on Facebook with hashtags like #lovemykids and #kidsaremylife. He’s probably just trying to cover up the fact he’s more interested in flirting with baristas than actually being a dad.
Posted a photo of his kid with a caption: 'My baby is the cutest thing ever! #lovemykids' (the kid is crying in the background).
Sent a DM to his ex: 'I post about the kid so much, I should get a medal.'
Posted a picture of his kid's report card with a caption: 'My kid is a genius! (I had nothing to do with it.)'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad who’s always with his friends and his car, but on Facebook he’s all, 'My child is my world!' He only posts a picture of them from his one-night-a-week visit, like he’s the king of dad life.
Posted a picture of him and his kid from a fast-food restaurant with the caption: 'Family time! #mychildismywORLD' (they’re both eating fries).
Sent a text to his kid’s teacher: 'I’m the best dad on Facebook, even if I only see my kid once a week.'
Posted a photo of his kid’s birthday party with the caption: 'I came, I saw, I posted!' (he left before the cake was even cut.)
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a great dad because he posts about his kid on Facebook, but in real life he’s lazy, rude, and probably drunk. He uses pictures from the kid’s mom and gets mad if anyone says he’s not a real dad.
Posted a picture of his kid’s science fair project with the caption: 'My kid is the smartest kid in the universe! (I didn’t help.) #scienceislife' (the kid’s mom did all the work).
Sent a message to his kid: 'Why do you hate me? I post about you on Facebook every day!' (he was drunk and wearing pants inside out.)
Posted a photo of his kid’s graduation with a caption: 'I’m the best dad ever! #famousdad #mykidismyeverything' (he had a hangover and a broken phone.)
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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