facebook dad
A dad who’s a total waste of space in real life, but acts like a saint on Facebook with hashtags like #lovemykids and #kidsaremylife. He’s probably just trying to cover up the fact he’s more interested in flirting with baristas than actually being a dad.
Posted a photo of his kid with a caption: 'My baby is the cutest thing ever! #lovemykids' (the kid is crying in the background).
Sent a DM to his ex: 'I post about the kid so much, I should get a medal.'
Posted a picture of his kid's report card with a caption: 'My kid is a genius! (I had nothing to do with it.)'