facebook dad
A dad who’s always with his friends and his car, but on Facebook he’s all, 'My child is my world!' He only posts a picture of them from his one-night-a-week visit, like he’s the king of dad life.
Posted a picture of him and his kid from a fast-food restaurant with the caption: 'Family time! #mychildismywORLD' (they’re both eating fries).
Sent a text to his kid’s teacher: 'I’m the best dad on Facebook, even if I only see my kid once a week.'
Posted a photo of his kid’s birthday party with the caption: 'I came, I saw, I posted!' (he left before the cake was even cut.)