facebook dad
A man who thinks he’s a great dad because he posts about his kid on Facebook, but in real life he’s lazy, rude, and probably drunk. He uses pictures from the kid’s mom and gets mad if anyone says he’s not a real dad.
Posted a picture of his kid’s science fair project with the caption: 'My kid is the smartest kid in the universe! (I didn’t help.) #scienceislife' (the kid’s mom did all the work).
Sent a message to his kid: 'Why do you hate me? I post about you on Facebook every day!' (he was drunk and wearing pants inside out.)
Posted a photo of his kid’s graduation with a caption: 'I’m the best dad ever! #famousdad #mykidismyeverything' (he had a hangover and a broken phone.)