Facebook Bulimia

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When you realize your Facebook friends are mostly people you've never talked to and you go on a rage deleting spree like your ex's mom on a Friday.

DM: 'I have 1,000 friends. 900 of them are from high school. I'm deleting them all. Watch me cry.'

Status: 'My friend list is a bunch of strangers. I'm ending this madness.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my cousin's pet goat. It was the last straw.'

You have too many friends and you decide to kick them all out like a drunk kid at a sleepover.

Tweet: 'I have 200 friends. I don't know half of them. I'm deleting them all. I might need a drink.'

Status: 'My friends list is full of people I don't know. I'm going on a friend diet.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my neighbor. He keeps sending me weird messages about his cat.'

You have too many friends and you go on a deleting spree like your mom when she finds out you failed algebra.

Status: 'My friends list is 80% strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need therapy.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my boss. He keeps messaging me about work on weekends.'

Tweet: 'I have 1,500 friends. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new phone.'

You have too many friends and you decide to delete them all like you just got dumped and your ex is still messaging you.

Status: 'I have 1,000 friends. I only know 200. I'm deleting them all. I'm going to cry.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my ex. He keeps sending me messages about our dog.'

Tweet: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a nap.'

You have too many friends and you go on a deleting spree like a kid who just got grounded and is deleting all their game characters.

Status: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new life.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my mom. She keeps messaging me about my brother.'

Tweet: 'I have 2,000 friends. I only know 500. I'm deleting them all. I might need a drink.'

You have too many friends and you decide to kick them all out like a kid who just found out their friend list is fake.

Status: 'I have 1,500 friends. I only know 200. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new phone.'

Text: 'I just unfriended my best friend. She keeps messaging me about her ex.'

Tweet: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new life.'