Facebook Bulimia
You have too many friends and you decide to kick them all out like a drunk kid at a sleepover.
Tweet: 'I have 200 friends. I don't know half of them. I'm deleting them all. I might need a drink.'
Status: 'My friends list is full of people I don't know. I'm going on a friend diet.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my neighbor. He keeps sending me weird messages about his cat.'