Facebook Bulimia
When you realize your Facebook friends are mostly people you've never talked to and you go on a rage deleting spree like your ex's mom on a Friday.
DM: 'I have 1,000 friends. 900 of them are from high school. I'm deleting them all. Watch me cry.'
Status: 'My friend list is a bunch of strangers. I'm ending this madness.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my cousin's pet goat. It was the last straw.'