Facebook Bulimia
You have too many friends and you go on a deleting spree like a kid who just got grounded and is deleting all their game characters.
Status: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new life.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my mom. She keeps messaging me about my brother.'
Tweet: 'I have 2,000 friends. I only know 500. I'm deleting them all. I might need a drink.'