Facebook Bulimia
You have too many friends and you decide to kick them all out like a kid who just found out their friend list is fake.
Status: 'I have 1,500 friends. I only know 200. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new phone.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my best friend. She keeps messaging me about her ex.'
Tweet: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new life.'