facebokliosis

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A stupid, f***ing, gay obsession with Facebook that turns you into a lazy, fat s***head. You sit on your ass all day scrolling like it’s your job, but you call it ‘work’ or ‘business’ and act like you’re rich.
‘I’m working, don’t bother me.’ (He was just staring at a cat video.)
‘I had a meeting on Facebook today.’ (He messaged his ex.)
‘I’m doing business.’ (He posted a selfie with a pizza.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re so obsessed with Facebook, you forget how to live. You sit there like a f***ing zombie, eating chips and posting stuff that no one cares about. You think you’re important.
‘I’m important, I have 200 friends.’ (He had 200 friends, but none of them talked to him.)
‘I posted a status, that’s my job.’ (He posted ‘I’m tired’ 10 times.)
‘I’m living my best life.’ (He was wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 3 PM.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A disease where you’re so f***ing obsessed with Facebook, you turn into a fat, lazy, s***head who thinks posting pictures of your dinner is a big deal. You stay up all night scrolling and calling it ‘work’.
‘I stayed up until 2 AM doing work.’ (He was watching cat videos.)
‘I posted a picture of my dinner, that’s my highlight of the day.’
‘I’m a business man.’ (He had 3 likes on his post.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re so in love with Facebook, you ignore your real life. You think you’re rich and famous, but you’re just a f***ing couch potato who eats pizza and posts nonsense all day.
‘I’m famous, I have 10 likes.’
‘I’m rich, I have a pizza box and a phone.’
‘I’m living my dream life.’ (He was on the couch.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A f***ing stupid obsession with Facebook that turns you into a lazy, fat, s***head who thinks posting pictures of your dog is a big deal. You sit there all day scrolling like you’re working.
‘I’m working, I’m doing business.’ (He was watching a dog video.)
‘I have a business, it’s Facebook.’
‘I’m a professional.’ (He posted ‘I’m tired’ 15 times.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re so f***ing obsessed with Facebook, you turn into a lazy, fat s***head who thinks liking a post is a big deal. You sit there all day scrolling and calling it ‘work’ or ‘business’.
‘I did my work today.’ (He liked 10 posts.)
‘I’m working.’ (He was on Facebook for 12 hours.)
‘I have a business.’ (He had 5 followers.)
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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