facebokliosis
When you’re so obsessed with Facebook, you forget how to live. You sit there like a f***ing zombie, eating chips and posting stuff that no one cares about. You think you’re important.
‘I’m important, I have 200 friends.’ (He had 200 friends, but none of them talked to him.)
‘I posted a status, that’s my job.’ (He posted ‘I’m tired’ 10 times.)
‘I’m living my best life.’ (He was wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 3 PM.)