facebokliosis
A disease where you’re so f***ing obsessed with Facebook, you turn into a fat, lazy, s***head who thinks posting pictures of your dinner is a big deal. You stay up all night scrolling and calling it ‘work’.
‘I stayed up until 2 AM doing work.’ (He was watching cat videos.)
‘I posted a picture of my dinner, that’s my highlight of the day.’
‘I’m a business man.’ (He had 3 likes on his post.)