facebokliosis
When you’re so f***ing obsessed with Facebook, you turn into a lazy, fat s***head who thinks liking a post is a big deal. You sit there all day scrolling and calling it ‘work’ or ‘business’.
‘I did my work today.’ (He liked 10 posts.)
‘I’m working.’ (He was on Facebook for 12 hours.)
‘I have a business.’ (He had 5 followers.)