facebokliosis
A f***ing stupid obsession with Facebook that turns you into a lazy, fat, s***head who thinks posting pictures of your dog is a big deal. You sit there all day scrolling like you’re working.
‘I’m working, I’m doing business.’ (He was watching a dog video.)
‘I have a business, it’s Facebook.’
‘I’m a professional.’ (He posted ‘I’m tired’ 15 times.)