Facebeggar

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A person who lives off the gifts, cash, food, or even free rent people throw at them on Facebook, even if they look like they’ve been living in a trash can for years.
DM: 'Bro, you look like a raccoon just escaped from a dumpster. Send me $50.'
Post: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for mercy.'
Status: 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in the way that only poor people know.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who gets everything they need through Facebook, like a beggar with a phone and a profile picture that isn’t a blurry photo of a wall.
Status: 'I’m not begging. I’m just doing my job. And my job is to make you feel guilty.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who lives off the kindness of strangers on Facebook, even if they look like they haven’t showered since the invention of the internet.
Post: 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in the way that only poor people know.'
Comment: 'If you had a face, I’d say it was a masterpiece. But you don’t.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m just asking for your sympathy.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who gets everything they need through Facebook, even if they look like they got hit by a truck, a cat, and a pizza at the same time.
Status: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'Bro, you look like a raccoon just escaped from a dumpster. Send me $50.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who survives on Facebook gifts, even if they look like they haven’t washed their face since the last time the moon blinked.
Status: 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in the way that only poor people know.'
Comment: 'If you had a face, I’d say it was a masterpiece. But you don’t.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who lives off the gifts, cash, food, or even free rent people throw at them on Facebook, even if they look like they were born in a trash can.
Status: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for mercy.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'Bro, you look like a raccoon just escaped from a dumpster. Send me $50.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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