Facebeggar
Someone who gets everything they need through Facebook, like a beggar with a phone and a profile picture that isn’t a blurry photo of a wall.
Status: 'I’m not begging. I’m just doing my job. And my job is to make you feel guilty.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'