Facebeggar
A person who lives off the gifts, cash, food, or even free rent people throw at them on Facebook, even if they look like they were born in a trash can.
Status: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for mercy.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'Bro, you look like a raccoon just escaped from a dumpster. Send me $50.'