Facebeggar
A person who lives off the kindness of strangers on Facebook, even if they look like they haven’t showered since the invention of the internet.
Post: 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in the way that only poor people know.'
Comment: 'If you had a face, I’d say it was a masterpiece. But you don’t.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m just asking for your sympathy.'