Facebeggar
A person who survives on Facebook gifts, even if they look like they haven’t washed their face since the last time the moon blinked.
Status: 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in the way that only poor people know.'
Comment: 'If you had a face, I’d say it was a masterpiece. But you don’t.'
DM: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'